UNION, KENT. -- Cassandra, a mother of three boys, will give birth to her first daughter on Thursday when doctors induce her into labor, the 32-year-old Michigan native announced today.
Cassandra, who has been pregnant for approximately nine months, said she is excited to give birth, mostly though, "just to have it over with."
"After this, my obligation as a walking baby factory will be over," she said. "Also, I'm sure I will love my new daughter with all my heart."
The family told other family members weeks ago that they planned to name the daughter, who will turn 1 on Nov. 1, 2008,
Maisy. A middle name has either not been decided, not been announced or forgotten by this author.
Meanwhile, Adam recently purchased the new operating system from Apple, which is called OS X Leopard. He said he is pleased, but in no way will he consider naming his new daughter
Maisy Leopard.
"Maybe if it was a boy, and Steve Jobs offered me a free
iMac," Adam said. "But until that happens, I'm totally naming my soon-to-be daughter
Maisy."
Also today, grandmothers Mary and Rhonda -- who are the mothers of Cassandra and Adam, respectively -- reportedly screamed "hot damn" after hearing the news.
Each also say this granddaughter will be "the most precious, beautiful, angelic, cute" girl ever created by human biology, though it is not clear if there is a basis for such a statement, or if such as statement could ever be proven false or true.
"I just know it, know it, know it," Mary was heard saying.
"It's true, she is going to be the best granddaughter ever created," Rhonda said.